Two words. Juan Soto. And about a million reasons (literally).
765 Million dollars to be exact. To play baseball in New York.
Surely they will win a world series ring now, they have a stacked team, and they have the one and only Juan.
This is a bad day for Yankee fans everywhere. We are no longer respected as the greatest team in baseball history, in sports, or anything else really. Regretfully, it’s just a pair of pinstripes at this point.
Sincerely,
A sad disgrunteld Yankees fan
p.s. (they don’t even deserve to have the y capitalized at this point).